This campaign is about you, America. It is about your stories. Like today, during my visit to the holy city of Toledo, I met a woman named Bertha.
She used to be a steel worker. Just a few hours ago, she stood in front of me with sorrow in her eyes and begged for change. I said, “Lady, that’s exactly why I am here. Change!”
She extended her Dunkin’ Donuts cup. I tried to refuse, but she kept shaking it. Finally, I reached into the cup and accepted her $2.10 contribution.
Everyday, because of people like Bertha, I am reminded of how important I am.
Back when I was a community organizer, I watched as TATA Steel arrived in Holy Toledo. I was there, on that very day, when thousands of Americans were liberated from their factories by their Indian partners. I played part in that success.
And I learned then that change does not happen beneath the grand columns of Capitol Hill. It happens much further away, in India.
So when they say it can’t be done, I will say “Yes, I can. I can do it, America. Don’t lift a finger. Look at me. I haven’t lifted a finger in years!”
America, I invite you to come join me and to join the Green Card Party! Stand tall against all this boring work. Better yet, sit down. Relax. Have some Scotch.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:42 am
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March 14th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
yeah, you got it right on the head. you know, i don’t know whether the downfall of our country can be blamed on our future president or not, but i say the demoRATS are gonna do some good in them opening up some talking with them other countries! let’s talk to cuba! let’s talk to ahmadinthehead! we been giving them money to get educated in english anyway and it’s bout time our investments paid off! altruism for exploitation, it’s the american way!
March 14th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
The worst days have yet to come. Having served in the military back in the Gulf War, I am utterly disappointed with the complete failure of US foreign policy to keep a stranglehold over our enemies, both foreign and domestic sir! The failure of domination in the Middle East can be seen in the exportation of entry level jobs to other countries, and dammit you bleeding heart liberals want to turn the country I fought for in to one gigantic hegemonic hippie?! Shame on you all and I fear the results of your actions. Finally, I’m simply offended by this website making a mockery of the most important political decision to be made in over a century.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Stuff of this kind always sounds attractive, no matter what exactly is written. My friends and I always visit this page and write a lot of comments, because this type of news are amazing.
April 13th, 2008 at 7:08 am
You accepted her contribution :D??
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:21 am
Shame on US!
Yes, the Mr. Smith is right. This world and everthing else here in the field of mockery is copyrighted to Mr. Smith et.al..
Shame on US! We admit. Shame on US!