Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! One night, one fight – you’ve never seen anything like this before!
WHAT: Royal Rumble D.C.
TV: C-SpanDEX
WHEN: Pre-rumble coverage starts at 6:00pm ET
Enough talk, enough debating – this presidential race is about to get Xtreme!
Hillary “Rocky Road” Clinton may have been knocked down, but she’s got no quit in her. Her secret fuel: inspirational boxing movies. Just like ol’ Rocky Balboa, she’s a fighter. Like the time she fought off those town hall tears… or when she stood up to that debate bully Tim Russert for that ladies-first questioning.
“Sure, I might be the underdog,” Rocky Road Clinton said in a ringside interview. “But Rocky and I have a lot in common.”
“Seriously, they do,” Amitabh “The Dishoom-inator” Bachchan agreed. “Just when you think America has finally had enough of that b-grade dishoom, some lafungas bring it back for an encore. Bad form!”
Clinton must prove she’s not running on borrowed time or a borrowed resume. Will she be ready to rumble with the big boys?
In the other corners of the ring, tempers flared and smack talking escalated. John “Insane in the Membrane” McCain promised his country would not be hijacked by The Talk Obama and vowed he would continue to filli-buster Barack’s balls for not wearing that lapel.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
This was hilarious. I would love to see this cartoon and fictionalized battle royal actually come to fruition through creative animation much like they do in the latest Rocky movie to predict a winner.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
“If Amitabh enters this race and supports anyone, I will support anyone opposing him.” (Press Statement Issued on Behalf of Some Icthing Asses)