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Hillary Clinton


As the only candidate who has already lived in the White House, Hillary Clinton enjoys a distinct advantage that reaches beyond her intimate knowledge of where one might find the nearest red phone. Studies show that even in a Democratic nation, citizens tend to show greater confidence in traditional dynasties and familiar faces than in those who attempt to replace the old guard. One need only look at the precedence set by Napoleon and the Bush and Kennedy families to understand that Clinton has history on her side. But while that may be true, the constitution is not so supportive. This is a fact Amitabh Bachchan is only too aware of.

Hillary Clinton was president 8 years ago, and she did a fine job. She even made her husband feel good about himself by letting him stand in the front when it was speech-making time. That is the sign of a very good woman. But now, she is back for more.

Hillary, this is not Pakistan. Two terms, and that’s it lady! Time to play golf and knit sweaters for Chelsea’s boyfriends! Okay?

 

 
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"Whether you are a registered Democrat, loyal Republican, mill worker, Prius-driving vegan, or first-time voter, I am incredible."
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